Tragedy and drunken Buffulary

So, how about a little story about the evils of alcohol, a little anti-drinking ad of sorts.
It all begins last Saturday.
Much rum and coke was had. (Maybe too much).
-Silly things were said.
-Flirtations were exchanged.
-Music was listened to from my computer.
-Vom was deposited into the toilet (gross I know, but your just reading this and I was there!)

Anyway, so Sunday (late) morning comes around and I (extremely hungover) wake up to find out that I've been violated.
No, don't get worried. Its really just my computer, but still, this is serious.
My K key is broken!
It must of been damaged by a drunken buffoon! I don't even remember this happening!
It is still there just not working, at all. It's just there as an eary reminder of the good times when I was able to write words like Kalamazoo, kicking and ketchup.
How am I supposed to go on websites such as thefaceboo or wiipedia. You see my trouble, don't you?
Total tragedy.
So folks, don't drink while underage... your k key might break.

*Thanks to my mother's computer which allowed me to write this message while my K key is out of commission.