how to procrastinate productively

Goal:
successfully avoid working on the six papers one has due in the next two weeks.

Here's how:
reorganize your calendar/organizing system
create a massive to do list, include items like shower and make dinner (feel successful!)
actually shower (and then cross it off!)
make phone calls (of course ones that are at least a bit business oriented)
do the dishes, by hand
do your nails (they need it)
read/write notes (like this extremely fascinating one)
make your bed (fluff pilllows extra)
read about deviled eggs in The Joy of Cooking (hey, I can eat those!)
gossip with roommate about previous night
take medicine/ice face (not usually, but for the next week)
water the plants
make coffee (later press it)
nap