Dear Girl Sitting Next to Me:
Please shower before class. The stench it's not even just B.O. just a dull musky, grimy etc. It just doesn't make it easy to concentrate on functions and that's pretty difficult already. Oh, and may I suggest Dove for sensitive skin.
Alice
Dear Professor:
You have a doctorate in mathematics so are obviously a grown up smart woman, now may I ask why you must add a bit of Hello Kitty to every outfit? The belt, the shirt, the necklace... it's all too much. Okay, we get it, you like Hello Kitty. Now come on, let's look like a professor not a preteen girl.
Alice
Dear Homework:
Why can't you just get done? You know, by yourself, without me.
Alice
Dear people that constantly raise their hands:
No one cares. Your questions answer themselves in two seconds. Have some patience look at the question and the work on the board... it will explain itself. Put down the hands. Thanks.
Alice
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2 comments:
oh.
I knew a teacher who had a thing for Garfield.
Do you think it's part of a doctoral program?
sounds suspiciously like 8th grade, but it sounds like there is too much hello kitty and not enough grandma's molasses cookies.
~sissy j~
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