what he'll learn in less then a week

So we really haven't been dating that long and he's moving in a week... he's about to find out what my friend already know, I'm not perfect or close to perfect AT ALL.
Won't that be a fun surprise for him!

Here's what he's in store for...

I cry sometimes (lately more then normal).
I randomly come home to the apartment curtains, blankets, pillows, plates etc. I shop every once in a while...
My sisters will visit, for extended periods of time.
I blog, but I don't really plan on telling him that.
I take super short showers.
Picking out what to where often takes me a while often filled with the phrase "ugh, I feel fat".
Ice cream for breakfast? Salad for breakfast? It happens.
Stubble? I've got that more often then not.
Expensive dinners with the roommate are a weekly occurance and he won't be invited. Maybe he can get some leftovers...
When I need to destress I'll watch quality programming such as I Love New York, Run's House and The Girl's Next Door.
I've farted before.

This will be interesting...