open letters re: NYC

Dear Ladies of Soho-

Where did you get your summer dresses? Is there some secret store that I don't know about? Please email me, let me know. Oh, and also I realize what a difficult job the satorialist has...

-Alice

Dear Brooklyn Pride Parade-

You were FABULOUS.

-Alice

Dear Tourist Girl-

No, I do not want to go to ANOTHER tacky tourist shop. Does anyone you know really want a monkey with a I LOVE NY t-shirt? If they do, you may want to rethink that friendship, cause nothing says tacky like a monkey in a t-shirt...

-Alice

Dear JFK airport-

When a plane is supposed to come in at 11:30 pm, coming in around 2:15 am just isn't okay. I know something was wrong with your weather system and it was muggy... but that just seems like some sort of bullshit. Oh, and if your going to make me wait around you could at least have come sort of snacks available, that would be nice, huh?

-Alice