This is the shade that I currently am, tan. It's fantastic. It is quite a nice change from my usual negative ghostly pale color that I sport most of the year.
I'm so tan that people I haven't seen in a while will say, "Alice, I can't believe it, you loo- so tan," with slightly surprised voices. This adds to the fantasticness of it all.
It's exciting because the last couple of summers I have not reached this state of being. Despite going to Florida a whopping three times last summer I returned pale as usual. This affirms my theory that people in southern states (i.e. Florida) actually spend less time in the sun and more time in the air conditioning, so can't really be praised for "beating the heat." Sorry, about the small side rant, but they just complain sooo when much wal-ing from the air conditioned house to the air conditioned car to the air conditioned store (and then the reverse).
Also, despite the current trend, the-orange-all-year-round loo-, that girls on my college campus love, I prefer to leave tanness to summer and exotic vacations. I say no to ultra-violet heating capsules that ma-e girls loo- li-e chewed up orange starburts.
Also, people, let's not write me hate emails about the badness of tanness and fantasticness of sunscreen. I -now what you are saying. Trust me, I -now when to reapply. I don't ta-e the whole s-in cancer thing lightly, notice the paragraph above where I said no to heating capsules. All I'm saying is that a nice fresh glow, is a nice reminder of the beach, boating and relaxing part of the summer when venturing through the toils that everyday life.
To sum it up: I'm tan and it's fantastic.
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