An Update on the - Situation

So, today I tried to be a bit proactive on the - -ey situation.
I -now it's getting annoying, trust me, I don't find it fun either.
Try explaining to someone via iming that you can't use that particular button (the letter after j, the fourth letter in that thing you eat on Than-sgiving, etc), it's not that pleasant and then they always seem to right '-' or 'o-ay' bac-. Funny people. Li-e everyone else hasn't done the same exact thing.
Also, the multiple -'s written on my faceboo- wall, not funny. It just hurts, man.
I'm starting to get really jealous about this. Jealous, because my lac- of -'s. My computer is feeling really li-e a second class citizen or something awful.
So bac- to me, being proactive, I went to the Apple, because yes, my computer is a Mac and I love it.
After heading through the hustle and bustle of really cool loo-ing people, computers and spea-ers, I found the genius bar. Yes, fol-s, a GENIUS BAR. Don't see that at any old PC store, haha, gotta brush my shoulder off.
Anyway, the -ind, gee-y man at the genius bar told me that yes, it was bro-en. Yes, I would need a new -ey board. Yes, it was covered under warranty. No? No, warranty papers. No? no receipt. Yes, I forgot all the important documents! That was me people! My bad!
So, he gave me phone numbers, fax numbers and email addresses and I've got to jump on this and figure out my warranty issues. After which the nice GENIUS people at Apple will just give me a new -ey pad with a wor-ing -.
Won't that be nice for a change?