Tuesday, March 06, 2007

bored enough to do a Pilates video

I must ask these questions...

Who works out with their hair down?

Couldn't you tell me all the props I need before the video begins?

Are the plastic plants in the background necessary?

The orgasmic moans on the last rep of everything, that necessary too?

Why didn't anyone tell the Pilates lady about her camel toe?

How can she say great/nice stretch/perfect one when she can't even see me?

Why do I always forget to breath? Oh, and why is breathing at their pace half the difficulty in videos like this?

2 comments:

blackbird said...

You know, I believe that just WATCHING an exercise video is excercise.

Anonymous said...

exercise videos are freaking hilarious. i reccommend jane fonda - she works wonders