a few letters

Dear Laundry-
I'm sorry I left you hanging (or sitting or piled) for so long. Now you are done! For the first time since '06. Despite the fact that I needed to do six loads in one afternoon, it really wasn't that bad. Oh, and my closet looks fantastic (and full!!). Now I can choose outfits based on what I want to wear, rather then what's clean. I guess I can't say, I've got NOTHING TO WEAR! Maybe, I'll even do laundry more often. See you in two weeks, maybe?!?
Fondly,
Alice

Dear Mother-
I love you, especially in small doses.
Love,
Alice
P.S. Did we really argue about me having a piece of salami before dinner? Come on, let me make at least some decisions myself?

Dear March Vogue-
Your timing couldn't be better. I mean 634 pages of yummy fashion goodness the first day of my break! I know what I'll be doing all week. Oh, and could picking you up be counted as some sort of workout?!?
Thankfully,
Alice

Dear Kitten-
I totally forgot how lovely you are! Kitten-In-Heat was a bit of a monster. She cried, she whined, she put her butt provacatively in the air. So now that you have returned to your sweet, sit with me, purring manifestation of self, I couldn't be happier. Welcome back love, I missed you.
Love,
Alice

Dear (getting extreme) paleness-
I know it's winter and I know I have a serious Anglo-Saxon background but come on, this is too much. This paleness is getting near ghostly. What is a girl to do? I'm not the tanning type, but I'm actally beginning to consider it, that's how desperate I am. With no southern spring vacation this year, I'm really at my whit's end. So won't you just please go away and let back the tan on the water during the summer glow. Thanks, that would be great.
See you next year,
Alice

Dear Roommate and Boy-
Why did both of you have to go away for spring break? I mean, leaving me all alone like this just isn't very nice. A whole week?!? Miss you both.
Love,
Alice
P.S. to Boy- Are you going to call while you're gone? Just wondering if we are there yet, I guess. A phone call would be telling.
P.S. to Roommate- Homemade pizza, Dunkin Donut runs and sitting around doing homework just isn't the same without you, just get home already.